I was asked to provide a short bio to be used in collateral for the conference, and I decided that instead of providing a typically stiff and boring professional bio, that I would write a more comical bio:
"James Wong is not your typical Boston, MA transplant. He is a dynamic figure on many online communities. At age 12 he was a System Operator of two local Bulletin Board System (BBS).
Often, you will find him scaling verses with tactical karaoke precision at your local pub. Attended NCCU and NCSU to learn the skills necessary to write code for the military application of Tactical Digi-Pet keychains.
A few years ago, he discovered the meaning of life but forgot to blog about it. He has spoken at various conferences to MBAs, CEOs, and Industry Experts; while secretly wanting to be them.
He has successfully developed Social Media strategies and initiatives that have positioned his clients as recognized Social Media Leaders. Most importantly, both Miss America and Miss Universe proudly display "I [HEART] WONG" posters in their dressing rooms."
Of course, there's a second version which I wrote, but did not submit to the TABJ. This bio I have reserved for more personal uses, such as my Facebook profile and such...
"I am a dynamic figure in American society. Often, you will find me scaling verses with tactical karaoke precision. Disc Golf isn't just a passion, it's a key to the secret of life itself.
Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to blog about it. The CIA is afraid of my Asian Persuasion. The FBI has a poster of the 'WONGINATOR' on their wall. I have spoken at Conferences to MBAs, CEOs, and Industry Experts. I want to be them. I hack Twitter and Facebook walls, and redecorate them. Both Miss America and Miss Universe have 'I [HEART] WONG' posters in their dressing rooms.
I live life cautiously, yet risk everything for that which drives me. I regret nothing, yet often look back at lessons learned and opportunities untaken. I once rode a mechanical bull until it retired from service from a bad hip.
I woo women with dance moves that would make Steve Urkel seem like a champ in Dancing with the Stars. Sometimes the words just flow out of me like Paris Hilton's skirt in the wind.
My friends and family are my strength, passion, and soul. Ever since I saw "It," clowns scare me. Relationships come and go like feathers upon the wind, yet true lifelong friends will weather through the worst of storms like mountains.
I can change a tire in seven minutes flat. I once defended my friends from a wild bucket of Yuengling; the threat was consumed within minutes. I was awarded the key to the city, but lost it in a full contact bingo game. Liquor? I hardly even know her!
Some call me the 'Oriental Cowboy' ('The O.C.'), yet I'd rather be a light fixture than a rug. I was born vertically challenged and with 'slanted eye syndrome,' but I'm a Expert Pistol Marksman.
Life is a seemingly endless Sea of the Mundane... I am the lighthouse that brings to light the joys of your youth, the fun you've been missing, and the crazy times you never had in your life... "
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